Friday, May 25, 2012
Maturity is Overrated
Myrtle Beach, SC
MY LOVELY WIFE: What?
ME: (Pointing) Hee...
MLW: What, the store?
ME: (Laughing) How do they know the dolphin is gay? Did he come on to a lifeguard? Did he get flirty with a surfer?
MLW: (Rolling eyes) It's too damn hot for this. Come on, we have to get going.
ME: Hang on.
MLW: Would you stop? People will think there's something wrong with you. It just means happy dolphins!
ME: I'll bet that dolphin's happy! Look at the fabulous souvenirs he can wear while he's cruising in the shallows!
MLW: I hope you and the dolphin are very happy together. I'll see you at the car.
ME: (Sigh) Coming...
Posted by Victor Catano at 5:17 PM