MY LOVELY WIFE: Hey, guess what my friends at work told me?
MLW: They heard from their friends over at (Rival Amusement Park) that they're going to build an Avatar ride!
ME: Wow, that sounds cool!
MLW: I know, right? That movie was so beautiful. You could go up the floating mountains, ride on those dragon things...
ME: Have sex with the cat people!
MLW: Why would you say that?
ME: What? You didn't think Zoe Saldana was cute as a cat lady?
MLW: It's Disney! Do you really think Disney would include cat sex as part of their million dollar ride?
ME: What? It's an amusement park ride. That would amuse me!
MLW (muttering): You know, they say there are lots of gators in the swamps down here...
I mean, come on! Why am I the bad guy here?